Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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