Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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