I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's no shave November. This is our time.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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