This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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