talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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