my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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