Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
