He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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