idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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