Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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