you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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