I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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