Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
third nipple confirmed
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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