I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There are leaves in my underwear?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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