he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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