the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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