I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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