I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Even my vagina gasped.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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