so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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