nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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