lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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