I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he shaved USA in his pubs
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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