what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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