Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He kissed a someone with a penis
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
