Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We left the knife in your bed.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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