Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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