we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic