Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!