Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE