Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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