Sponge bath it is.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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