You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
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the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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