Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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