Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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