yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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