Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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