I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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