You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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