Can i not drive my cunt home
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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