Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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