Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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