That's intense
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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