She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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