Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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