It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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