your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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