nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The feeling are messing with the penis
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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