its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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