I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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