Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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