My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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