Its about making memories worth repressing
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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