Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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