it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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