3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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