i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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