ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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